Hegseth humiliates himself in bizarre rant to press
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Thursday, 19 March 2026·Source: The Canary·UK·independent
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What happened: Hegseth's frustration has clearly been growing at the failure of the US to subdue the Iranian government or prevent its heavy retaliation on US bases and... So he lashed out at the media, claiming that criticising him and his boss is the same as...
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US ‘secretary of war’ Pete Hegseth has self-owned – and self-humiliated – in an abject, whining rant at the US press corps. Hegseth’s frustration has clearly been growing at the failure of the US to subdue the Iranian government or prevent its heavy retaliation on US bases and Israeli military and i
It is day 13 of America's surprise war with Iran - by sheer coincidence, it's Friday the 13th - and I am delirious. I haven't had a coffee since I woke up at 5AM, because I'm not allowed to bring outside beverages into the Pentagon (the security screening cutoff was at 7AM for the 8AM), and ever sin
Hegseth's frustration has clearly been growing at the failure of the US to subdue the Iranian government or prevent its heavy retaliation on US bases and... So he lashed out at the media, claiming that criticising him and his boss is the same as...
It is day 13 of America's surprise war with Iran - by sheer coincidence, it's Friday the 13th - and I am delirious. I haven't had a coffee since I woke up at 5AM, because I'm not allowed to bring outside beverages into the Pentagon (the security screening cutoff was at 7AM for the 8AM), and ever sin
It is day 13 of America's surprise war with Iran - by sheer coincidence, it's Friday the 13th - and I am delirious. I haven't had a coffee since I woke up at 5AM, because I'm not allowed to bring outside beverages into the Pentagon (the security screening cutoff was at 7AM for the 8AM), and ever sin